Groucho-Marx was well known for many of his one-liners. A few examples are:

Groucho-Marx quotes4“I was married by a judge I should have asked for a jury.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend, inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

“I sent the club a wire stating, please accept my resignation, I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.”

“Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.”

“Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?”

“You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?”


Groucho-Marx 9Add more one-liners to our site and if you get really in the mood for some comic relief, take a trip to Vegas and go to a comedy show. Today we have a great deal of comical talent out there too. Many comedians have gone to Las Vegas to perform and you are almost always guaranteed to come out laughing and a little lighter after. Whether it’s improv or one-liners though, comics deserve a special place in heaven, as we all know some of the best medicine is laughter. Vote on your favorite Groucho-Marx quotes and even write a few of your own one-liners and share them on our forum.

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Whether you win or not at slots or at the casino, remember it’s all in fun and so is so much in life. Take a trip to Vegas and keep the laughs going for a long weekend or for just one night. One-liners are remembered from Marx but much more of his comedy was more dynamic than that. We will soon be providing clips and videos about Groucho-Marx as we develop as a site. Sign up for our newsletter to keep in the loop with Groucho and his brothers in your ever quest to keep life light and happy.